As Martin's vocabulary grows, so does our entertainment.  Here's this weekend's sampler:

   "I'm a hooker" - Martin as he was dragging a scooter using a hanger

   "You're a hacker" - Martin to his mother

   "Daddy has a big wallet" - Martin at lunch

   "Dear God, help me to be a good boy.  Daddy too." - Martin at the dinner table

   "Sophie, don't poke Daddy in the tattoo" - Martin giving instructions to Sophie

On the table tonight:  Turkey breast, mashed potatoes & gravy