Today while we waited in the doctor's office I tried to get the kids to play Simon Says with me.  This, of course was after waiting in the exam room for about half an hour... already exhausting the stuff I brought in my purse, the stuff in my purse that's not for them, and using about a dozen plastic cups because no one has ever been thirstier than when sitting in the doctor's office.  We played for about three minutes when Martin told me it was his turn to be Simon.

His first instruction: "Simon Says everybody poop on the floor" and stared at me with a steely gaze.

Obviously he skipped right over the "trick other people into doing stuff" point of the game and took the "end this game immediately" approach instead.  It's a good thing that the doctor came in soon after that so I didn't have to make some kind of point about being a good listener or following the rules.