Part One
Me: Simon says jump up and down.
Me: Simon says lift your hands up high.
Martin: Simon says punch your face.
Martin: Simon says punch your mouth.
Martin: Simon says punch your eye.
Martin: Simon says punch your nose.
Editorial note: This ended up to be mostly a one-sided conversation because as soon as Martin started calling out the new Simon actions I started laughing so hard that I could no longer speak, tears ran down my face as I sat there and watched him do those things.  That's the kind of mother I am.  After it was over, the only thing I could think about was that I wish I had caught it on video because I believe that Nora would have wet her pants watching it.  And I'm that kind of fake-sister.

Part Two
Sophie: Dear God, thanks for good meal and Martin and Daddy and Sophie and momma.  And please more stuffing.  A-MEN.