Overheard @ The Nelson's, v. 10
Martin: Is Grandpa Pack going to wear a costume for Halloween?
Me: Well, he isn't going to be home for Halloween. He's going elk hunting.
Martin: WHAT! WHY IS GRANDPA GOING TO KILL AN ELF!
Me: Well, he isn't going to be home for Halloween. He's going elk hunting.
Martin: WHAT! WHY IS GRANDPA GOING TO KILL AN ELF!

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