Part One
Sophie: Mom, what you doing?
Me: I'm looking in the phone book to try to find someone to sharpen our ice skates.
Sophie: But that book is for ordering pizza.

Part Two
Me: Sophie, SIT DOWN on your chair to eat your lunch.  You cannot stand up and eat that way.  You'll fall down and crack your head.
Martin: Yeah Soph, your head is already loose anyway.

Part Three
Me: Martin, thanks for all those kisses.  That was nice.
Martin: Yeah.  I like kissin'.
Me: Do you kiss girls?
Martin: Ye-aaah.
Me: Really, like who?
Martin: I dunno, whoever's there.