For the most part, the voice I hear inside my head matches the words that actually come out of my mouth.   But lately, I've noticed that isn't always the case.  For example, tonight the words of my outward self did not match the words of my interior self.

Actual spoken words:  Martin, you have to choose what kind of man you will be.  Do you want to be the kind of man that makes rude noises when he's speaking to his mother?  Do want to be the kind of man who puts dirty underwear on someone else's head?

Words in my head: Well, some men make a pretty good living doing just those things.  Like those Jackass guys, how many times do you think their momma's said "For the love of God knock it off" in a day?  And why does that give me some comfort?