Part One
Me: There's no finish line in playing. Oh my god, I've just channeled both Vince Lombardi and Mary Poppins.

Part Two
Sophie: Momma, you smell good.
Me: Thanks, honey.
Sophie: You smell like a crocodile.
Me: Um, yeah. thanks.

Part Three
Martin: Your hair looks like a hyena's.
Me: Is that good?
Martin: Well, are you a hyena?

Part Four
Me: Sophie, pretty soon it's going to be earth day.  It's a celebration of the earth, and...
Sophie: Yay! can I have candy?

Part Five
Martin: I met a new boy today.  His name is Simon.  He's named after Simon Says.

Part Six
Marty (on phone w/ telemarketer): Why do you keep calling here? And when we answer, no one is there.  I want you to know that I'm tracking your calls and you call up to six times a day and no one is ever there why would you do that does that make any sense?
Sophie: Just ignore them daddy.