Overheard @ The Nelson's, v.26

Part One
Martin: Mom, I think that if daddy and my bus driver were in a race that daddy would win.
Me: A running race?
Martin: Yeah.
Me: With your one-legged bus driver?
Martin: Yeah, daddy only has one cane and my bus driver has two.

Part Two
Marty: Martin, your mom and sister are kind of social butterflies.
Martin: Dad, I think we're more like social cowpoop.

Part Three
Sophie: One nation, under God, for widget stand.  Mom, what's a widget stand?

Posted by Jennie Nelson at 3/14/2009 8:55 AM
Categories: Martin, Sophie, Marty
 
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  • 4/7/2009 9:51 AM Katie Bath wrote:
    I am sitting in my office wishing I had won the lottery or married Hugh Hefner so that I didn't have to work to support my children.... and I just read this dialogue. THANK YOU, thank you, thank you.... for making me laugh so hard that I just had coffee come out my nose..... love you guys!!!
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